Oh, Lord, I'm in Jewish hell.

天，我要下犹太人的地狱了。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

And you're aware, I suppose, that our Lord was Jewish?

那你也应该知道，我们的国王也是犹太人。

《An Education》《成长教育》

We won't be getting married in a church. David's Jewish.

我们不会在教堂结婚，大卫信犹太教。

《An Education》《成长教育》

To go to Jewish heaven? Jews don't have heaven. Then to avoid Jewish hell? Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish hell.

死后好上犹太天堂吗？犹太人没有天堂。那是为了避免下犹太地狱吗？你见过我妈吗吧？我不住地狱，谁算住地狱。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》《生活大爆炸 第五季》

Yeah, I'm half-Irish, half-Jewish…

我一半爱尔兰人，一半犹太人……

《Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb》《博物馆奇妙夜3》

Do you know if there is a Jewish organization? I'd be surprised if there isn't. There's a Jewish organization for everything. Not that illiteracy is a very Jewish problem.

你听说过这类犹太人组织吗？没有才怪。犹太人什么组织都有。尽管文盲并不是犹太人专有的问题。

《The Reader》《朗读者》

How are you feeling right now? Guilty? Sad? Wishing you were Jewish?

你现在有什么感想？是否有罪恶感？悲哀感？宁愿自己是不过圣诞的犹太人吗？

《The Big Bang Theory Season 8》《生活大爆炸 第八季》

Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part-Jewish. You are? Me, too.

你也为光明节而来吗？因为我是一半犹太人。你是？我也是。

《Friends Season 7》《老友记 第七季》

Actually, I think a lot of them are Jewish. No, I was just... Never mind.

事实上，我觉得他们当中很多都是犹太人。不，我只是……算了。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

He's thin and sexy like a Jewish greyhound. Yeah, that is the sexiest dog.

我家华仔可是一条苗条性感的犹太小灰狗。是是是，那还真是最性感的一种狗呢。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》《生活大爆炸 第十季》

Right, right, whereas Jewish mothers take a casual, la-di-da approach to their sons.

是啊，是啊，而犹太母亲一般都任自己的儿子自生自灭的。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 4》《生活大爆炸 第四季》

Well, you must have someone in your family that's a lawyer. Why? Because I'm Jewish?

你家族里肯定有人是律师吧？为啥？就因为我是犹太人吗？

《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》《生活大爆炸 第十季》

Now, have they decided to raise it Jewish or regular? Welcome to Texas. They haven't said.

他们是要按犹太习俗还是正常的基督教习俗养啊？欢迎来到德州。他们还没决定呢。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》《生活大爆炸 第十季》

You're so funny. You're like a stand-up comedian. A Jewish stand-up comedian, that'd be new.

你真风趣，你就像是个单口相声演员。一个犹太单口相声演员，这很新鲜。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

There are no Jewish hobbits. Clearly, you've never been to my house for dinner on Rosh Hashanah.

没有犹太霍比特人，显然你没在岁首节[犹太新年]来我家吃饭。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

And also 'cause they're Jewish. I'm the one with the business degree, and you have to trust me on this.

而且也因为他们都是犹太人。我才是有商业学位的人，这事你得相信我。

《2 Broke Girls Season 4》《破产姐妹 第四季》

Well, Chandler's old roommate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so happy Chanukah, everyone.

钱德的老室友是个犹太人，我们只剩这些蜡烛，祝各位光明节快乐。

《Friends Season 1》《老友记第一季》

On the other hand, an adult Jewish male living with his mother is so common it borders on sociological cliché.

另一方面，一个成年犹太男性和母亲同住已经普遍到近似于社会学的陈词滥调了。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》《生活大爆炸 第二季》

Help him what? Help him live. His great grandfather was Jewish. Sometimes it's real hard when you find out your story.

帮他干什么？帮他活下去。他的曾祖父是犹太。有时候发现你自己的故事真的很难。

《Girl Meets World Season 3》《女孩成长记 第三季》

Put them on, have hot sex with some freaky girl with her business pierced, take them off, I can still be buried in a jewish cemetery.

穿上它，就能和前卫女孩发生韵事，脱下他，我依旧是个恪礼守节的犹太人。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》